Australia’s ‘Bank Glitch Millionaire’ Doesn’t Miss Wealth ‘Besides The Cocaine, The Strippers, And Fast Cars’

ByJoseph Gibsonon December 17, 2016inArticles›Entertainment

Luke Moore, the 29-year-old man who for a sweet, brief period, became a millionaire thanks to a (with apologies to Monopoly ) bank error in his favor, is out of prison after five months, having been acquitted on charges of “obtaining financial advantage by deception.” But even though he’s no longer a convict, if he’s going to be a millionaire again he’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way. After getting out of prison, he told The Daily Telegraph something that seems more like profound wisdom the more you think about it: That he doesn’t miss his life of extreme wealth, “besides the cocaine, the strippers and fast cars.”

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It all began in 2010, when a computer error deposted almost $1.6 million in American dollars in Moore’s bank account. Instead of promptly reporting the mistake to his bank as I’m sure all law-abiding citizens would do without any hesitation, he used the money to fund a lavish lifestyle for himself over a period of about two years. This included expensive cars (a Maserati, an Aston Martin, and an Alfa Romeo), a boat, mortgage repayments, and even memorabilia signed by Michael Jackson , Kylie Minogue and Michael Jordan – that’s in addition to, of course, the aforementioned strippers and cocaine.

Now, Moore is going to school to study (of course) criminal law. He lives with his mom, earns about $900 a month, and drives what he calls a “shoebox Falcon.” But he also says “I pull more chicks now with $20 in my pocket than I did when I was splashing the bank’s cash,” which are more words to live by even for those who have never experienced the life of a millionaire, even temporarily and/or illegally.

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